Stupid jokes...frm AUDRE'S BLOG! xD

Your mother is so fat that when she walk across the television, 3 centuries have past

You are so fat that when you step on the weighing scale, i see my handphone number.

You are so fat that when you jump into the sea, the whales go, " One big family! "

Your so stupid that when you saw the signboard, ' Disneyland. Left ',
you turned back and drove home.

Moral of the jokes: No matter how fat or stupid you are, there are stupider and fatter people out there.

The one wish to make before you blow your b-day candle : God, if I can't be skinny, please let my friends be fat.